ESC 2023: If Croatia Doesn’t Come Second, Burn Europe to the Ground

ESC 2023: If Croatia Doesn’t Come Second, Burn Europe to the Ground

ESC 2023 final is right around the corner. And it presumably won’t be the weirdest one we’ll ever watch. What a shame. Europe should be embarrassed. Sorry, western Europe, because the Balkan countries don’t hesitate to serve.

Why Should Croatia Come Second in ESC 2023?

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Firstly, according to the Eurovision encyclopedia which is written by the Tumblr ESC community, viewers should vote for the performance that had the most nudity and was the quirkiest. Hence why, Finland should come first. Then Croatia.

Secondly, Eastern European and Balkan countries absolutely devour Eurovision year after year. Europe will pay for what they did to Moldova in ESC 2022. Croatia coming second will bring peace to the Balkans.

And finally, their mom bought a tractor. Balkan women are strong as always! If you are not a misogynist you should vote for Croatia in Eurovision 2023 Final! If you love Super Mario, then you should also vote for Croatia. If you have an old Balkan uncle, then you should also vote for Croatia.

People who speak Serbo-Croatian should unite and vote for Croatia because I’m sure you also don’t understand what Luke Black is whispering.

Who do you think will win? Please don’t forget to share your opinions!

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